that feeling you get when you’re angry
Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt
this is the cutest thing i have ever seen. i’m laughing so hard.
I thought that was a cat at first
^ Me, too. ;) Lol.
One of the cutest posts, ever!
literally everything is now a trigger or cultural appropriation and everything is offensive we might as well just not speak or interact or breathe
Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”
So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”
She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’”
one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep
well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh
then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless
I laughed way too hard at this. My husband talks in his sleep all the time.. :D
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?
New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.